Mr. T

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Mr. T is the leader of the T-Team and the most tough man in the universe. If you disagree with him, he will throw you helluva far. His van is helluva fast and can hold an infinite number of people.

Who he has met

Optimus Prime

He met Optimus Prime when George Bush summoned him to the planet Cybertron to defeat Megatron. Later, they helped save Earth from Unicron.

Hulk Hogan

He used to be Hulk Hogan's partner in a fake wrestling league. Hulk also crushed the Black Ranger because he put sleeping pills in Mr. T's milk.


Papa Smurf

He saved the Smurfs from Gargamel, causing Papa Smurf to look up to him. Also, Papa was the only one who escaped from Smurf Planet while Unicron was eating it. He went to another planet called Melmac, which was where the T-Team battled Unicron's cronies.

Trivia

  • The First rule of Mr. T is: you do not talk about Mr. T.
  • Mr. T is the reason Waldo is hiding.
  • Mr. T ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, AND GOT IT!!!
  • Mr. T's tears cure cancer, but he never cried.
  • When Mr. T was once refused a Whopper at Wendy's, he threw the Wendy's so hard it became a Chick Fil A.
  • When Mr. T does pushups, he isn't pushing himself up like mere mortal humans; he is actually pushing the earth down.
  • When Mr. T wants butter, he throws the cow and butter comes straight out.
  • If you hate Mr. T, you'll be on his death list.
  • Mr. T married a lorry trailer and it gave birth to Optimus Prime.
  • Mr. T is never late... NEVER!
  • Mr. T can split a atom with his bare hands.
  • A cobra once bit Mr. T's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
  • Mr. T can hear sign language.
  • Mr. T can kill two stones with one bird.
  • Death once had a near-Mr.-T experience.
  • Mr. T can drown a fish.
  • Mr. T counted to ... twice.
  • The above was made easier because he can also divide by 0.
  • Mr. T can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
  • Mr. T once shot down a German fighter plane with his fingergun, by yelling, "Bang!"
  • Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Mr. T.
  • As you can see, this guy is a professional.

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